What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is Bollywood failing?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Still no good

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?