What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:58

Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Still no good
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